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my my my look at the time. is it 4/20 already? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

PROPAGANDA POST TIME!

with SNORKS.
before i even get into this let me say holy shit i don't even know anything about snorks. i mean, i watched snorks. it was definately something i did see on television. i watched it during my youth, but i can't claim to have paid attention. i think i paid even less attention than i paid to the smurfs. which is really all the snorks are, an aquatic smurf ripoff who didn't say snork every other word

so i don't know any of these characters. or villains. or towns or anything about it. but i DO know the title is a reference to the 1930s propaganda that should crown every collection, REEFER MADNESS. so without further ado...



usual disclaimer applies: this post isn't meant to condone or encourage drug use. my opinion on the matter is it's your body, and you get to make choices about it. it's not my job or anyone else's to tell you what you should or shouldn't do. so if you're straight edge, that's cool! enjoy the post! if you're couchlock'd, that is also cool! i hope you too enjoy this post!


snork guards guarding the snork cave to the reefberry crops snorksnorksn-

what is even happening why am i awake right now i should have slept two hours ago


i guess snorks eat things called reefberries. or maybe they don't, maybe they were exclusively made up for this episode. either way, i guess these cops are guarding the reefberry crop before it can be harvested. they do a shit job of it though but police incompetance is pretty common in propaganda so whatever


go right on in chief of police snork and all-star snork
wow i can't believe i remembered the yellow one is named all-star

i think it's cause he reminds me of a sneech

actually you can see they have like weird feet so you know they're neither snork but the guards don't notice this because ?
??????????????????????


lanternfish!
i guess reefberries grow in very dark places
would you really yank on the jaw of a lanternfish i would not


police snork and allstar get into a weird little conversation about ARE YOU NERVOUS IM NOT NERVOUS COUGH COUGH I MEAN UH JUST INSPECTING THE CROP BEFORE THEY OPEN
i dont know why its not like the guards followed them in

going by the danny devito school of scammin here. THE MINUTE YOU BREAK CHARACTER YOU BLOW THE GRIFT



plorp


ITS TIMEEEEEE
TO DRUG THE BERRIES


they throw a bunch of powder on the berries that turns them from blue



to RED OH NO


what they are throwing on them is silly powder
how a powder can be thrown in water you know just don't ask questions right now im too tired to think about the logistics
it's powder
it's in water
it turned a blue berry red on contact

maybe silly powder isn't so much what it does as what it is cause it's pretty silly


hey kid you wanna come along with the snorks
and have some fun with the snorks


yup we're leaving now
we went in for like ten seconds and now we're leaving
everything is good don't ask questions


hey did those seahorses have weird green feet to you or


so we already know they're not snorks who the fuck are they


i didn't know the hulk and taz had kids
good for them


okay so i
i don't know who these guys are
they appear in the opening when a bunch of random characters flash but i really don't remember them. but like i said i don't remember like anything about snorks. i don't think they're exactly central villains maybe just like minor menaces


from what i GATHER during the episode their names are big weed? or big seaweed? and little seaweed or something i don't fucking even know
use a character named big weed in your reefer madness spoof, instant hit


anyway little seaweed asks why they'd bother covering the reefberries in silly powder, pointing out "so now they'll all act silly. so what?"
big weed doesn't really rebuke this, and i think honestly this entire episode is a little bit of a thumbing of the nose at most propaganda

so really this isn't a propaganda
i guess i should come clean with you guys on that now
it's mostly just a cartoon about snorks getting stoned


STILL HERE? GOOD. the real smurfcop and teensmurfs i mean SNORKS FUCK
they're all here to get the reefberry harvest


you were here 14 seconds ago and just left and have no memory of being here and deny doing it but hum deedum that's probably just a coincidence we sure are guarding the fuck out of our national food supply or whatever


huh
they are all red
that is odd


i have the vaguest memory of this snork being kind of a bitch
she's seriously squicked by the colour of the berries


snorkcop is like WELL SOMETIMES THEY DO JUST RANDOMLY CHANGE COLOUR
i'd be so disturbed if i was growing like strawberries or something and came out one day and they were just ABRUPTLY NEON PURPLE or something wouldn't you? i mean 'sometimes they change colour' doesnt really sell me on 'and they'll taste totally normal and be safe to eat' but w/e i'm not a snork


DUBIOUS FLORA?


PUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE


good


she describes them as being better than she remembers and shares them with all-star


but apart from a kind of slurring of their words and a general cartoon goofiness which is sorta indistinguishable from normal snork antics that i remember from childhood you...can't....tell...


you especially can't tell because snorks have half-lidded eyes like ALMOST ALL THE TIME ANYWAY so it's like the stoner squint effect is completely lost


oh right let's not forget snorks is the show where a cast member is prettymuch just a straight up harpo marx reference. tooter the green snork only speaks in various honks and awoogas.
and does like marx bros level comic relief
so
like
how can you tell
if he's stoned on sillypowder
or just being himself
(you can not)


anyway the snorks all still work in a team and harvest the crop without error in spite of all of them apparently bein stoned so there's that


wooditwooditywoottoooto im an eel belt loading berries OKAYFUCK THIS i need some sleep i'm coming back to these caps in the morning

did i mention this episode is only ten minutes long and i picked it cause i was like THIS SHOULDNT TAKE UP MUCH TIME TO CAP I CAN TOTALLY GET THIS DONE BEFORE TOMORROW ON NO SLEEP ITS ALL GOOD IM A GENIUS and that was before i realized i was not at all a genius


the guards at this point are playing like catch with reefberries using their snorkles and also eating them
and uhm
okay i'm not an expert on snork anatomy but isn't the snorkle like a nose?
or a secondary mouth or something? doesn't this seem unsanitary? oh god what if it's a sex organ


"silly powder"


wink wink


they're getting "silly"
which is why they're all squinteyed and mellow


a classic propaganda dealer gambit
give everyone free drugs and then ??????


even though police chief snork looks it here (i told you the snorks all always had half lidded eyes) he is not eating reefberries
all-star snork offers him some and he's like EH MAYBE LATER


okay question
are reef berries just a drug to snorks anyway? they seem to eat them recreationally and the silliness is described as BETTER THAN REMEMBERED so ???? does that mean reefberries are just like
snork cigarettes
i'm thinking too hard about this


here governer snork
reef a tryberry <- actual line


seen here: a sober snork



seen here: a stoned snork?
are snorks opposite humans is that what's happening


so he declares today REEFBERRY DAY
petition to whitehouse.gov to rename 4/20 reefberry day


HELL YEAH DRUGS wait


actual police reaction to 4/20, pictured here
just a labored, heavy sigh


MEANWHILE
can't have a reefer madness parody without a car crash


WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING
NO YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING


pink snork shows up with a bag of reefberries and goes EW A FIGHT, HAVE A REEFBERRY


so these snorks were sober when they both blew through stoplights and smashed into eachother
moral: car accidents happen anyway


moral: but with REEFBERRY you won't be pissed off at the other person???


so
you wanna go out sometime

okay so SO FAR all 'silly powder' has done has been cause the snorks to act kinda goofy, mellow, and generally not bicker as much. SO UH GOTTA FIX THAT RIGHT CANT HAVE KIDS THINKING ITS A GOOD IDEA TO "GET SILLY"


so quick let's talk about how drugs make your town super dirty super fast i guess
(nevermind the fact that if you have lived in a small town i *PROMISE* you there were a lot more drugs being done there than you were aware of)


"silly" snorks engage in checkers
a game which requires strategy and forethought


anyway the garbagemen snorks talk about how they'll pick up the trash tomorrow, because they're pretty into their game right now.
OH NO, TRASH PICKUP DELAYED A DAY!!! THIS WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE except that the governer declared a holiday and most trash pickup is delayed a day for holidays anyway


STOP PLAYING CATCH WITH YOUR SNORKLES
ITS FREAKING ME OUT

so while all the snorks were out getting stoned, the cop was putting the rest of the harvest away. he also gives us a timeframe for how long he's been working (the rest of the day, so like idk 8 hours?)
so thusly is our trope of "drugs INSTANTLY DESTROY A COMMUNITY" fulfilled


whew, long shift
time to knock off and eat like a whole handful of reefberries


hahahahahahhahha
wow


so the stoned snorks shout THERES SNORK COP, AND HES NOT RED
and just take off after him


and i didn't manage to cap it but they totally miss him when he hides down this alley
so trope of addicts chasing you down to physically force you to do drugs: check


this stopsign looks like i should do something to it
maybe i should


make sweet love to it


oh my god snork police man no don't do that there are children watching


their love was not to be


ALRIGHT enough of having sex with stop signs, i have to STOP ALL THIS SILLINESS


as an aside i really like the snork police hq thing here
i didn't expect to, but i did.
send help i like a design from snorks


KNOCK KNOCK OFFICER
WE WANT TO SHARE OUR DRUGS WITH YOU


good thing i'm inside and stone cold sober
bet you couldn't tell though what with my half-lidded snork eyes


DONT LOOK AT ME


seen here: a sober snork


why do i have this little pouch
what do i keep in it


meanwhile at the edge of town, more stoned snork guards


WE GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR BIG WEED AND SEA SNORK OR SEA WEED AND BIG SNORK I DONT KNOW
NEITHER DOES THE VIEWER WHO FUCKING KNOWS
ITS JUST FUN TO SAY BIG WEED I GUESS


HAHAHAHAfajslkdf;sdf
as an aside i got these strawberries and they are really fuckin good, everyone should eat strawberries more often
unless you're allergic
then don't i guess


hey burnouts
which way to town, we wanna take it over


high 5
get it
h i g h


h - i -...wait


p solid depiction of stoners in a giggle loop i guess


TIE THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS UP IM SICK OF THEIR SLOW PACED DRUG HUMOR

so is big weed made out of seaweed or does he just wear seaweed or is he just like a fish who has a natural camoflage of looking like seaweed or
like why does he walk around if he lives in the ocean
is little seaweed his sister or his girlfriend or his queen
WHO ARE YOU
WHAT ARE YOU
WHAT EVEN ARE SNORKS omflkdsfasdf


huh that crowd of stoners begging to get stoned with a cop has disapated
that's weird


HELLOOOOOO
STONERS WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOOO


OH NO
A BADDIE HAS TIED UP ALL YOUR STONER PALS, OFFICER SNORK
WHAT WILL YOU DOOOO


u snorks like gettin silly huh
well you can get silly ALL YOU WANT
IN MY CORAL MINES

wait you don't mine coral it needs relatively shallow water and sunlight to live (shut up nerd)


bake em away, toys


AWOOOGA
only sober person in town to the rescue!


so he fires a bunch of reefberries at the baddies from his snorkle
which, even though it made OTHER snorks stoned to put reefberries in his snorkle, does not affect him

i dunno maybe officer snork just has a natural tolerance to 'silly powder'


what *are* these guys
they look more like fart ghosts than algea


omph
i'd be so grossed out if someone shot a berry out of their nose directly into my mouth, i don't think any amount of 'silly powder' would make that okay


HEY I JUST REALIZED
WE DONT HAVE LEGS
WHOAAAAAAAA


goddamnit why do i even have henchmen


i'm looking at that huge bottle back there and just thinking like, that's not the SNORKS' fault. the snorks didn't throw that in their town, and it's probably too big for the garbagemen to pick up
you can't blame human(?) littering on the snorks getting stoned


anyway seaweed girl removes her ribbon and throws it like a weapon?


and for some reason it actually works and ties up copsnork????


oh no i fell *over*


DONT LIKE REEFBERRIES HUH
WELL HOW BOUT SOME SILLY POWDER......STRAIGHT <- actual lines


the best plan is to pour powder into water and expect it to act like it's in a gas and not a liquid


IS THE SNORKLE A NOSE HOW DID HE EXPELL AIR THROUGH IT SO MUCH ABOUT SNORK PHYSIOLOGY MAKES ME ANGRY


hell yeah 4/20 sillypowder son


NOW WHO'S ABLE TO MANIPULATE THE POPULACE
evidently not me, since i hid in my police station from them


gimme the key so i can let my stoner buddies go


NO WAY


I WANNA DO IT


words can not describe the delight i feel looking at big weed's face in this
seriously, it's perfect


aaaaalright so big weed lets the snorks go, and they're i guess all sober again
and all star asks how they're going to avoid big weed harassing them like this again in the future


don't worry about it! i've gone for classic propaganda hypocricy trope #4!


ah yes, the "keep the dealer addicted to drugs" trope!


so the moral is if you have an aggressive invasive enemy who wants to take over your land and enslave your culture
get them stoned
and they will peacefully negotiate mutually beneficial agreements

THE END


so...WAS this a propaganda?
well, it certainly has plenty of propaganda tropes. but at the same time, there was no real effort to deliver some sort of scare tactic moral (apart from 'unless one of your pals is sober you're all doomed to enslavement') and overall the effect of the 'silly powder' on the snorks was just ...well, it was pretty close to realistic? just mellow and goofy as fuck. so i don't think this strictly WAS a propaganda.

what i think it really was? was the writers giggling to eachother that they should do a reefer madness take-off. and really if you know reefer madness, you know why it's silly, and you're probably closer to being pro-legalization than pro-propaganda. but i also think there's only so much a writer's department could get away with without having to package it up with a little bit of a 'drugs are bad, stay sober' morality.

either way it's fun!
and i'll have the snorks theme song stuck in my head for like ten weeks now.

HAPPY EASTER Y'ALL!

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